Page Not Found

I’ve looked everywhere, I really have. I’ve even got to that point when you go back to the place you thought it was, a place that you’ve checked ten times now, and it’s still not there.


Then you start questioning if you’re maybe starting to go senile, but you remember that you’ve been losing shit like this since you were a kid. You wonder if maybe you should get one of those trackers that you can make beep with your phone, but who has time for that?

You wonder how many accumulated hours you’ve spent in your life so far looking for stuff that you’ve misplaced. You wonder what marvellous success you might have had if you’d been able to apply that time to your family, or your career, or the gym.

And that’s when despair sets in and you collapse onto the sofa and give up, only to find it’s fallen between the cushions.

But not this time I’m afraid — because you’re looking for a web page.

And it’s not here.

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